(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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If Chewy is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what’s Luke short for?
A stormtrooper.

 

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What music should one listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.

 

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What’s the easiest building to lift?
A lighthouse.

 

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What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?
Church.

 

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

 

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

 

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Why could the grill never keep a job?
He kept getting fired.

 

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You can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia poem writes you.

 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I listen to Metallica, my neighbors do too.

 

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In the event of a fire, what steps should you take?
Large ones.

 

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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll spend a fortune on gear he'll only use twice a year.

 

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Julius Caesar: Brutus, is it snowing outside?
Brutus: Hail, Caesar.

 

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How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
A bit shaken up.

 

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying “Are you even listening to me?”

 

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Why isn't Liz Truss Leader of the UK Conservative Party any more?
'cos she wasn't Badenough!!

(...not that she didn't try. She was very trying.)