Need A Secret Santa Gift Go Retro Or Go Home

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Facing the annual dilemma of Secret Santa gifts, you don’t want to be the one who brings a boring mug. This year, go retro or go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, hilarious vintage presents always steal the spotlight—especially when they’re just the right amount of wrong.

For him, forget whisky stones and golf balls. Instead, try a neon ‘Don’t Touch My Stuff’ desk light. Make him laugh, then make him jealous.

Shopping for women? Embrace the unexpected. A novelty clutch bag shaped like a typewriter might just win you the unofficial secret santa gifts for coworkers Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A swear-word cross-stitch kit
An old-school apothecary jar filled with jelly beans
A candle that smells like ‘Regret’

Great gifts come in small, hilariously-wrapped packages. It’s about personality, humour, and showing up with something unforgettable.

Mildly inappropriate is practically tradition.

The best part? You’ll find all of the above and more in our Quirky Christmas section. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So click through and cause chaos. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is waiting in our collection.

Because the best gifts are the ones people *never* forget.