Spoonerisms


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Myself I love spoonerisms, and was wondering what your favourites are. I prefer the ones that don't swear but sound rude, here's an example:
I know someone called "Jeremy Perkins", and that spoonerised is "Peremy Jerkins".

So here we go, rules of this thread are:
1. The spoonerised phrase or name must not actually be a swear word.
2. It must sound funny, possibly risky.

I will start off with:

"Ghost Hunter" which when spoonerised becomes "Host Ghunter"

Edit:
Okay I'm expanding this thread to include names that sound humerous, here's an example:
Bernie Housedown.

Another would be:
Hugh Jaynus.

As usual, keep is respectfully clean :)
 
I love spoonerisms and do them in my head without thinking.

As I work in a lawfirm we deal with a publisher called Sweet and Maxwell which becomes Meet and Saxswell which one of my all time favorite spoonerisms.
 
British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) - British Broadcorping Castration
Frontal Nudity - Noodle Frontity
Bunny Rabbit - Runny Babbit
Food Mart - Mood Fart

Must go - got to go and wake the dog for a talk.
 
Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....

I doo kinda like the Thruybush Geepwood one though.
 
Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....
Since you are female I am surprised you ask for this. I read somewhere that the area of the brain dedicated in the male to fiddling with his genitals (about 79%) is utilised in the female brain for language processing. This is why trouser pockets were invented and why you will never see a girl on her own who is not using a cell phone.

The Population of the Congo - The Copulation of the Pongo.
 
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Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....
Since you are female I am surprised you ask for this. I read somewhere that the area of the brain dedicated in the male to fiddling with his genitals (about 79%) is utilised in the female brain for language processing. This is why trouser pockets were invented and why you will never see a girl on her own who is not using a cell phone.

The Population of the Congo - The Copulation of the Pongo.


who ever wrote that fact is an idiot. That's just blatently obviously stupidly foolish. Why do u need 79% of ur brain for fiddling with ur genitals?! Why would you need any percent of ur brain for it.. its just an action, as it using a mouse or keyboard.
 
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who ever wrote that fact is an idiot. That's just blatently obviously stupidly foolish. Why do u need 79% of ur brain for fiddling with ur genitals?! Why would you need any percent of ur brain for it.. its just an action, as it using a mouse or keyboard.
You must have recognised some truth in it to have managed to take such a ridiculous suggestion so seriously :)

Gay moodness follow you all of your days.
 
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