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Just a random thread made due to total boredom: post your favorite TV show quote! :D :p

I'll start, of course...

"It's times like these that wanna make me go straight" ~ James (Team Rocket)
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Shame on you Kirb! You know every "Favorite TV quote" thread becomes a "Favorite Simpsons quote" thread from almost the start.

Anyway. I've always liked:
"Why me? And he said 'Because you're on television, dummy'."
-- From the movie Network, on the Howard Beale Show.
 
jot2b posted on Oct 27 2003 at 02:18 PM said:
Shame on you Kirb! You know every "Favorite TV quote" thread becomes a "Favorite Simpsons quote" thread from almost the start.
I didn't know that, actually, so nyah! :p
If it'll make you any happier...

"Beer! The solution to - and cause of - all of our problems!" ~ Homer
:D
 
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jot2b posted on Oct 27 2003 at 02:56 PM said:
Yes at that was a Homer classic. Here's another:
http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.co...remember_it.mp3
Well I cant listen to it right now (currently posting in College) but filename in your url says it all :D

On an unrelated note, where does that avatar of yours come from? It looks somewhat vagely familiar to me... :blink:
 
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soory..not from a tv show.....but from a film....ok,here gose....


i'm brian...and so's my wife....(mp's life of brian(....my name's brian,...btw))
 
here's another one...(from a film)


better shut up...there might be a bit about "blessed are the big noses"...(also from mp's life of brian(...i also have a big nose))


and how about...
brian:mum,do i have a big nose?
mum:sex,sex,sex...that's all you ever think about!!!



sorry....
 
From the only TV show to match the Simpsons, Seinfeld:

Elaine: "I mean hey, I'm a nice person. When I see freaks on the street I don't stare, but I'm careful not to look away. See, because I want the freaks to feel compfortable."
 
and the line i use everytime i come home and see my fiance on the couch. From Al Bundy "Ah home sweet hell."
 
Timmy: Is this enough?
Ticket Master: Oh I'm sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.

Family Guy
 
From Family guy, Stewie speaking at a funeral:
"And God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone."
 
Hi,
I just had to add a few

"Two Armadillos" From a British TV advert for Dime Bars

"He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy" From Life Of Brian (again)
 
Howdy.

Not showing my age or anything....
coz i wasnt around 4 it the first time...but

Punk opens door: Who are you?
Two angry looking blokes: We're the sweeny son, and we av'nt ad inny dinner.


Haha...Classic.

see also:
Almost everything said by Basil Fawlty

2good 2 miss:
PulpFiction script- Ezikill 21:17 (or something like that)
Dirty Harry Finale Speech- ... Well do ya.........PUNK!!!
 
most lines in general from monty python and the holy grail but in particular the knight scene:
'What are you gonna do bleed on me' etc
'its just a flesh wound'
'i took your arm off' oh its a great scene in general
or the bridge keeper
'whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow??'
'what do you mean african or european?'
' what i dont no that arghhh'
 
"mmmmmmm........pistol whip" -homer

"shafts and booties just don't mix" -most extreme elimination challenge

bender: hmmm this gives me an idea.
judge: you're sentenced to 2 years of comunity service.
bender: damn anti-pimping laws.

(not sure if those were the judges exact words)
 
Looks like barely anyone's submitted a Simpsons quote, so you must be wrong jot2b :D

Almighty Tallest Red: You'll be sent to a planet SO mysterious, that no one's even heard of it!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it, dare not speak it's name!
Zim: What is it..?
Almighty Tallest Purple: Oh we dare not speak it!

From Invader Zim :D
 
Another Seinfeld classic

Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.
 
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