It seems to me that something like this should be limited to no more than two or three orders per person for a preorder. If a business wants more, they should negotiate directly with the Pandora people for more. Preorders must be assumed to be an individual, and while I can see someone ordering...
Actually, you can use that second CPU in homebrew. If you remember, I wrote a prx for 3.xx homebrew that allows you to run code on the MediaEngine CPU. It was used in the original 3.xx conversion of SNES9xTYL ME++ (the MediaEngine version of SNES9x).
As to the touch screen on the iPhone, that's...