"There comes a time when it makes you so sick at heart that you can no longer take part.... unless you are free, the machine will be prevented from running at all!"

"The transparently pretend friend to animals and definitely not a fkn rat, Shade of Pink (if correctly lewd) RedBaron of nonsense loony round the cream bun and decidedly murky grey shade of para-politically coloured jam shenanigans"


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    Two years already?

    Yep, you've been here for two years already!
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    It's been a month

    Hope you still like it here :)
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    Woot! 1000 messages!

    You're really getting used to post here, eh?
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    Need a new keyboard?

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    You posted good stuff!

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    Forum Addict!

    1,000 messages? Impressive!
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    Can't Stop!

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
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    30 messages posted. You must like it here!
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