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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    How does Luke Skywalker say bye to his dad?
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    Jack and Bob went on a plane for their holiday. They got seated slightly apart. Bob yelled "Hi" to his friend and then panic ensued.
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    On an unrelated note, I too am reading a book titled: "The complete alternative history of glue." It's a long read, but I'm sticking to it! 1618822665 I once met a man from Nantucket, Who had a large hole in his bucket, Tried to fix it with glue, And with cellotape too, But I couldn't
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    I once invented a game-changing hair dryer but I became disheartened when people kept telling me how much it blows.
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    I once invented a game changing vacuum cleaner, but I became disheartened after customer after customer kept telling me how much it sucked...
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    How do you make a banana split? -I find insulting it until it's diminishing self-esteem forces it to run away is fairly effective, but I guess you could politely just ask it to leave. -First make sure it's sufficiently warmed up, we don't want any pulled muscles. -Normally with a knife.
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    "I hear your Aunt is dropping bird-keeping to become a porn-star...?" "I guess she knows how to handle a cockatoo!"
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    (Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

    "Hey look son, all the cows on the field are falling asleep... go on then, you better get ready too" "Why's that dad?" "Well it's pasture bedtime"
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    SCSTELAFNR

    I don't know what the heck is going on here, but I have a strong urge to try this...
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    Share your projects

    That's a fair point - I'll try and expand the readme and link to Godot engine and such! :) EDIT: Updated readme.
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    Share your projects

    I've been trying to be active again in game dev - I don't think I can get back on the "game engine" bike, but I'm trying to ease back into making something in my spare time... I took BZar's example game for PenjinTwo and adapted it into Godot Engine and built upon it a little...
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    Porting a game from Godot Game engine.

    You need to target Godot 2 on Pandora and you can then export from godot on the Pandora itself IIRC. you could also unpack the PNDs using godot and drop in your game files instead but keeping the existing runtime.
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    Pyra TWO MONTHS - Now on Steam and itch.io!

    I've joined recently - username as expected... :)
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    Pyra TWO MONTHS - Now on Steam and itch.io!

    Had a little more time with this over the weekend - beat TrashyMG! Took quite a few attempts :D My advice here is increase stamina, so that when you shield an attack you have enough left to get a hit then run away! Now running into the purple spiders a lot and trying to get to the next boss!
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