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    Touch Gently, use 2 fingers inside if wider use 3 fingers. Make sure it is wet, rubbing in an up an down motion. That is how you clean a glass!.
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    Are you here all week?  :P
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-Tickles.
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    Joke from my Niece (6)... Niece : Where does the president keep his armies?  ...  In his sleevies. What did one eye say to the other?  Don't look, there is something between us that smells.
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    My 6 yr old niece - "What ticks on the wall?" Me: "a clock?" Niece: "no ticky paper tupid!" ====================================== Niece: "what do you call a dog with no legs?" Me: "I dunno" Niece: "you can call him anything he isn't going to come!!!!"
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    The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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    What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). A backwards poet writes inverse. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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    A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. What do you...
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    A naked man wrapped in plastic wrap walks into his psychiatrists office.  The psychiatrist says to the man "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. A Zen master walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything." So the vendor...
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    If Iron man and the silver surfer teamed up....would they be alloys? I don't trust stairs, they are always upto something.
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    I lost my rutabaga yesterday, I am sure it'll turnup.
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    May life be like a roll of toliet paper, long and useful. Life is like a rocky road, always stoned and never straight.
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    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. There was the person who sent ten...
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    You can teach you children some fashion sense, but they fashion some of thier own.  -G. Downie
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    Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side,  a dark side and somehow holds the universe together.
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    The only cure to insomnia is more sleep!
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    I am sitting in a bar having a drink so is the guy next to me.  The guy next to me finishes his drink and orders another. Shortly into his new drink he falls off his stool and can't get back up, so I help him up.  I finish my drink and order another.  The guy next to me falls off his stool...
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    Yes, I agree.  Unfortunatly this is usually the case when something starts off great then becomes a former shadow if itself, be it movies, tv, music, software, organizations, movements etc...
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