Mark
Boris Johnson: Cuddly Conservative
I find nearly everything annoying. Such as....
People who think they are "mental" or "mad". One person I know said "Oh I don't like doing things like other people do, I'm a bit crazy." You know why she was 'crazy'? Because she was going to have a milky cup of tea.
People who add the words "me" or "I do" to the end of every sentance. For example; "I love cakes, me" or "I hate 'em, I do" (I guess this really is a British thing. Or, a Stoke-on-Trent thing.)
American programmes where the audiance applauds characters walking into a room.
People who force Religion on other people.
The BNP.
People who laugh at things that really are not funny.
Pop Idol.
When your favorite band, who you have liked for ages, become mainstream, and every mother-chuffer has heard of them.
People who are annoyed by everything.
People on any talk show, who are normally a mix-match of scum from around the world. There's always one person who tries to give an over-view of everything too, trying to "sum everything up". "Yeah man, but if you cut us, don't we all bleed?" Veeeeerrry clever. So you didn't miss EVERY day of school then.
People who try to be vague to avoid admitting an addiction. Such as, in a shop, calling a certain type of whisky which they BUY EVERY DAY (Imperial Stag) something like "that stag thingy". Why not just call it Imperial Stag?
Okay, now anyone else pissed off by such trivial matters?
People who think they are "mental" or "mad". One person I know said "Oh I don't like doing things like other people do, I'm a bit crazy." You know why she was 'crazy'? Because she was going to have a milky cup of tea.
People who add the words "me" or "I do" to the end of every sentance. For example; "I love cakes, me" or "I hate 'em, I do" (I guess this really is a British thing. Or, a Stoke-on-Trent thing.)
American programmes where the audiance applauds characters walking into a room.
People who force Religion on other people.
The BNP.
People who laugh at things that really are not funny.
Pop Idol.
When your favorite band, who you have liked for ages, become mainstream, and every mother-chuffer has heard of them.
People who are annoyed by everything.
People on any talk show, who are normally a mix-match of scum from around the world. There's always one person who tries to give an over-view of everything too, trying to "sum everything up". "Yeah man, but if you cut us, don't we all bleed?" Veeeeerrry clever. So you didn't miss EVERY day of school then.
People who try to be vague to avoid admitting an addiction. Such as, in a shop, calling a certain type of whisky which they BUY EVERY DAY (Imperial Stag) something like "that stag thingy". Why not just call it Imperial Stag?
Okay, now anyone else pissed off by such trivial matters?