Not Allowed To Drink


A friend of mine used to go camping with his folks, and one year he decided to try to fool them. He took a bottle of vodka and emptied it into a cooler. Then he poured two bags of ice into the cooler, so it covered the vodka and still left room for all the food and drinks. When his parents went to sleep, he dug below the ice with his mug and scooped up a mugful and it was still frozen. He got caught when they smelled it, but if it's only one night, you could do the same and put some pop cans and wrapped food in there as a decoy. Just leave it covered to keep the ice from melting and the smell from getting out. Really handy if you have one of those little waterspouts on the side for emptying all the melted ice water out of it.

Friend of mine used to keep freezer bags full of any booze he wanted laying on the bottom of his suitcase, the only problem with that is it got a bit warm after a while and some leaked out if it wasn't sealed properly. A heated vacuum sealer would be excellent for fully sealing any booze in there.

Also thin plastic tubes like the kind they use in fish tanks make really excellent long straws, and can be run down the shirt and under all your clothes. Of course when I was a teen, I had to use the excuse that my air pump for my "fish tank" ran too hot and I had to keep it outside of the tank, so I needed a much longer one. Once I convinced him I was too cheap to buy a new one, I got the longer tube.

A hot water bottle, the red kind that is kept in the bathroom, bought brand new only needs to be insulated against your body heat, and can keep any drinks cold for hours, with bubble wrap between it and you. A tiny bit of duct tape can hold it to your back, front or sides. Buy it brand new, and keep it for the one purpose.

Asparin bottles and medication bottles, when washed out make excellent covert shooters.

God, my youth was vastly misspent.
 
Alcohol sucks, smoke weed!

Just out of interest, why did they ban alcohol on the beach? Too much alcohol corpses lying there in the morning?

I'm not 100% sure why it was banned, I think it was because of the tramps we used to have hanging around. We used to have groups of them spoiling the view :lol: . Now the police have the power to move em on and confiscate their booze. On the point of tramps, they are homeless and they drink something called Tenants, which seems a little ironic really. Oh and do the homeless ever get "knock Knock" jokes?

Why do you need alcohol to have fun?

Well, er, alcahol has som fun effects on me. It makes me giggle a lot, and the other one I'm not telling......
 
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just drink like you would normally? Are the police really likely to bust in on the fun? If so, surely theyll only say "well dont do it!", to wish you reply "sure" and continue drinking once theyre 20 yeards down the beach? Provided you claim innocence the first time that is....

Yeah just do it anyway, I drink on bournemouth beach now and again and nobody ever says anything.
 
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just act dum... if the police come say something liek "I had no idea their was a ban, Were not from around here" etc etc :)
 
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Vodka looks like lemonade? What kind of nasty vodka do they have in the UK? It's clear like water here, which is why I was going to suggest putting some in a Dasani bottle or something.

Or you could get a Camelbak and fill it with booze. Then it would just look like you have a backpack.
Dasani? Aint that the bottled tap water they banned over in the UK cus they found out it was poisonous?
 
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I don't know anything about that, I don't drink the stuff because bottled water is for bitches. I was just suggesting an empty bottle of "spring water" because you wouldn't know the difference without smelling or tasting it.
 
Vodka looks like lemonade? What kind of nasty vodka do they have in the UK? It's clear like water here, which is why I was going to suggest putting some in a Dasani bottle or something.

Or you could get a Camelbak and fill it with booze. Then it would just look like you have a backpack.
Dasani? Aint that the bottled tap water they banned over in the UK cus they found out it was poisonous?
Dasani was treated tap water from Sidcup, UK containing bromate, which gave you cancer.

Oh, and Coca-Cola got an Ig Nobel Prize for it.
 
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So what did you do to get around this problem?

ps, That episode of Dr Who was a bit crap.
 
So what did you do to get around this problem?

ps, That episode of Dr Who was a bit crap.

We rescheduled as my best friend and the kids couldn't make it. But we we're going to go with a bottle of coke with southern comfort, and we may still do of course, making sure the kids get nowhere near it :lol: !

I'm not sure what to think of Doctor who, it was a little bit odd. The series finale is supposed to be a right shocker though.
 
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So what did you do to get around this problem?

ps, That episode of Dr Who was a bit crap.

We rescheduled as my best friend and the kids couldn't make it. But we we're going to go with a bottle of coke with southern comfort, and we may still do of course, making sure the kids get nowhere near it :lol: !

I'm not sure what to think of Doctor who, it was a little bit odd. The series finale is supposed to be a right shocker though.
Wooo Rose dies, cyberment with their threatending 1.5mhph walk! and hands that can toast pop tarts in 3 seconds flat...

They should have brought back the Daleks again, somehow. There is a Dalek like laser in the preview of the next episode...
 
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