The Very Large Penis Poll

A poll for males, how big is your love machine?

  • 2 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Apparently this is the average size, 6 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Porn Star, 8 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 10 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Automatic acceptance in a porn movie, 12 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Don't know, because I've never measured and never will.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hold on, let me get my measuring tool.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mine is very small, so in the near future, I plan to pay big money for a penis enlargement.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ben_Dover stinks and should be banned.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0

No need to be embarrassed, it's only penis sizes we're discussing...
 
lol this is so fucking stupid.

I'm selecting 'other'. Simply put, DaClassicGamingPenis is equivalent to that of Lexington Steele. Yes. That big.


Also, having a small penis isnt something to go bragging about, even if that saying about sizes of the ship and motion of the ocean is true. Are you proud to have a miniscule wang?


Oh, and 98% of asians have small penises, so loubear, you are probably on that path as well as this weirdo ben dover.

On a side note, due to the nature of your user name, avatar and sig, Im going to assume you are a homosexual. Not that I care, but your signature alone is a bit disturbing. Adblocked!

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Sorry, no, because mine is not clean.


are you admitting to having a filthy penis? er, ya....someone please add this to the lol files.
 
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It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.
 
It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.
scientifically most nerve endings are concentrated around the entrance.
Thanks gynecologist Fisher.

Most nerve endings are concentrated within the area of the clit, which is above the entrance. He was probably refering to the G-Spot, which is within the vagina, and somewhat difficult to hit. But hey, you're the doctor here, what do I know? ;)
 
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Why is Corea and Ben Dover the same person, and then why has Corea come on here proposing that a thread started by Ben Dover (who clearly can't think of an original porn name and has to steal one, oh how funny is he) should be moved to the LOL files?

And why has the second post in this very funny and original thread been edited by Goity?

Someone here really wants to be funny.
 
I'm closing this cake shop! Oh, and Ben Dover, it looks like a lot of people want you banned, so I guess I'll have to comply.
 
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