OFFICIAL "N-GAGE SUCKS!!!!" THREAD


sonic keeps talking about how much he likes n-gay!
Why not just create a topic called 'Twimfy sucks'? Nobody has done that before so it won't get merged or deleted. heck you might as well stick a few more people in there and make a Poll :D

I'm quite enjoying this it's helping my post count.
 
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Theese are why i think the ngage is shit.

1.Look where the off button is its where the r button should be ,Play a game and keep going then realise youve just turned it off.
2.The screen is tiny.
3.The price is rocketed.
4.The games are also expensive.
5.Its tooooo big for a phone.
6.There are numbers on the keys.
7.Poor key lay-out.
8.The keys are slidey
9.No joystick.
10.Horrible shape
11.Uses Sandisk which is expensive.
12.Drop it once and your fucked.
13.No friendly bbs like gp32x.de :p
14.Unresponsive.
15.Need special head phones for the radio.
16.Little games to play.
17.Deadly commercial.
18.Screen glares.
19.Low battery Life.
20.It is all out shit.

There are 20 reasons not to buy the N-Gage.
 
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Theese are why i think the ngage is shit.

1.Look where the off button is its where the r button should be ,Play a game and keep going then realise youve just turned it off.
2.The screen is tiny.
3.The price is rocketed.
4.The games are also expensive.
5.Its tooooo big for a phone.
6.There are numbers on the keys.
7.Poor key lay-out.
8.The keys are slidey
9.No joystick.
10.Horrible shape
11.Uses Sandisk which is expensive.
12.Drop it once and your fucked.
13.No friendly bbs like gp32x.de :p
14.Unresponsive.
15.Need special head phones for the radio.
16.Little games to play.
17.Deadly commercial.
18.Screen glares.
19.Low battery Life.
20.It is all out shit.

There are 20 reasons not to buy the N-Gage.
Much as I like reading some of this, I gotta respond:

1. I've never accidentally switched off my N-Gage. And where exactly is the R button?

2. Fair enough, but it could be useful for certain games.

3. The price is rocketed? It's $100 in the States.

4. $40 a pop, surely...

5. Like it or not, it's how all of Nokia's future phones will look like.

6. Yes, there are numbers on the keys. Point?

7. It's how every Nokia phone looks like.

8. I'll agree with this one only.

9. Why do you need a Joystick when you've got a Rocker control?

10. It's how every fucking Nokia looks like.

11. Sandisk for the MMC? Surely, you could get a $30 256MBs from eBay.

12. I've dropped it for, like, 7 times and nothing but a scratch.

13. True.

14. Unresponsive?

15. Yes, but you could plug NORMAL headphones with the help of an adaptor convertor. Get your facts right, kid.

16. 2004 will see launch of many newer games. Besides, the N-Gage only launched recently.

17. Deadly commercial? Huh?

18. Glares?

19. True, but it depends on usage.

20. And you are full of shit.

The N-Gage has flaws, but it doesn't deserve a thread like this.

Keep this for the Zodiac.
 
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Look where the off button is its where the r button should be

I've never accidentally switched off my N-Gage. And where exactly is the R button?

Next

Fair enough, but it could be useful for certain games.

Ok name one.

The price is rocketed? It's $100 in the States

Its £150 (pounds sterling in the uk)Thats on Pay As You Go.£50 On contract.

6. Yes, there are numbers on the keys. Point?

Defeats the object of bein a games console.

7. It's how every Nokia phone looks like.

3410????????

9. Why do you need a Joystick when you've got a Rocker control?



Not as accurate
10. It's how every fucking Nokia looks like

3410????????????????
 
11. Sandisk for the MMC? Surely, you could get a $30 256MBs from eBay

Thats true sorry they are around the same cost as the smc for the gp32.


I've dropped it for, like, 7 times and nothing but a scratch.

Lol maybe on a carpet.

14. Unresponsive?

Yes.

15. Yes, but you could plug NORMAL headphones with the help of an adaptor convertor. Get your facts right, kid.

No with that you wnt get the radio.

16. 2004 will see launch of many newer games. Besides, the N-Gage only launched recently

Yeah say around maybe 100?
hmm as we are comparing to the gp32 which has unlimited amounts,seing as there are people creating their own games like gloop?

17. Deadly commercial? Huh?

Yeaqh adverts on the TV,Radio,Internet (lots) Any other form of communication apart from morse code :p.

18. Glares?
Yes, low colours amount.Weak colours.

20. And you are full of shit.

Nasty hey?
Hey dumb ass take a look at the thread title you fool,If you like the N-GAGE and are Very protective you shouldnt come in here????? NOt very nice reply is ??????????????If any more mature people want to talk why and why not they think the n-gage is good then plaese reply.(AS bbs suggests?)
 
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The N-Gage has flaws, but it doesn't deserve a thread like this.

Keep this for the Zodiac.
it's not about deserving it or not, it's about people flooding the gp32 discussions with ngage bashing stuff.
Exactly. The n-gage was entering into other convos and hijacking threads so this was formed. Same happened with the GBA emulator thread on general talk.

Ramzy: good points, although you did say 'i'll agree on this one only' to 'slidey buttons' then agree to the subsequent 'no good community', and also 'every Nokia phone is X' isn't an argument. If all Nokia phones have a negative trait like ridiculous shapes, then the N-Gage is passed those traits and they count against it.

Also $40/game is ridiculous.

blipped4: You missed out not being able to change game without removing the battery, but a good and concise summation of the N-Gage there.
 
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Look where the off button is its where the r button should be

I've never accidentally switched off my N-Gage. And where exactly is the R button?

Next

Fair enough, but it could be useful for certain games.

Ok name one.

The price is rocketed? It's $100 in the States

Its £150 (pounds sterling in the uk)Thats on Pay As You Go.£50 On contract.

6. Yes, there are numbers on the keys. Point?

Defeats the object of bein a games console.

7. It's how every Nokia phone looks like.

3410????????

9. Why do you need a Joystick when you've got a Rocker control?



Not as accurate
10. It's how every fucking Nokia looks like

3410????????????????
Fair enough, but it could be useful for certain games.

Ok name one.

Ikaruga and Space Impact.

And I've dropped my N-Gage on asphalt.
 
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Alright. First of all, let me remind everyone that the purpose of this thread was not an "official NGAGE bashing", it was just a way to consolidate all the Ngage hate threads we used to have (can we help it if we used to get a lot of them?). However, I've noticed a definite drop, so I think I will un-sticky this in about 3 days or so (in compliance with the Anti-Sticky Movement, or ASM).
 
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