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    Touch Gently, use 2 fingers inside if wider use 3 fingers. Make sure it is wet, rubbing in an up an down motion. That is how you clean a glass!.
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    Are you here all week?  :P
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-Tickles.
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    Joke from my Niece (6)... Niece : Where does the president keep his armies?  ...  In his sleevies. What did one eye say to the other?  Don't look, there is something between us that smells.
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    My 6 yr old niece - "What ticks on the wall?" Me: "a clock?" Niece: "no ticky paper tupid!" ====================================== Niece: "what do you call a dog with no legs?" Me: "I dunno" Niece: "you can call him anything he isn't going to come!!!!"
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    The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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    What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). A backwards poet writes inverse. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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    A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. What do you...
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    A naked man wrapped in plastic wrap walks into his psychiatrists office.  The psychiatrist says to the man "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. A Zen master walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything." So the vendor...
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    If Iron man and the silver surfer teamed up....would they be alloys? I don't trust stairs, they are always upto something.
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    I lost my rutabaga yesterday, I am sure it'll turnup.
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    May life be like a roll of toliet paper, long and useful. Life is like a rocky road, always stoned and never straight.
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    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. There was the person who sent ten...
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