Joke from my Niece (6)...
Niece : Where does the president keep his armies? ... In his sleevies.
What did one eye say to the other? Don't look, there is something between us that smells.
My 6 yr old niece - "What ticks on the wall?"
Me: "a clock?"
Niece: "no ticky paper tupid!"
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Niece: "what do you call a dog with no legs?"
Me: "I dunno"
Niece: "you can call him anything he isn't going to come!!!!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
What do you...
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
A Zen master walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."
So the vendor...
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
There was the person who sent ten...