tekt5 posted on Apr 28 2005 at 10:32 PM said:
if you really must I will accept it as a gift
along with your psp
Yeah, I'd give you mine. But then you'd have to build it a new sofa. And then the GP32 and the PSP would start chatting, and get ideas about decking the place out. Before you knew what was happening, you'd be building coffee tables, angle poise lamps, making curtains, putting up shelves etc. Then they'd get a little too friendly and start staying up late, going to the pics, spending your money on fancy meals, gazing into each others screens, saying things like "I know how to turn you on-there's a little switch on the side". Then you would have to start staying out, while they were 'getting it on'. Then they would have little GPsps16s, which nobody wants (let's be honest here-they could play games, but they'd all be made by Mattel!). Then they would start to argue, saying things like "Why are you always going into sleep mode just when I wanna....", and "Well, at least the DS over the road can last for 10 hours. And you can TOUCH him!". "What, you've been touching a NINTENDO?!!!", and then they'd move out and argue over who was getting which sofa, which is where it all began in the first place!
See, if you hadn't made that flippin GP32 couch, mine would be on its way right now. But....