What Did You Do Today?


sam fisher

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********Pick the month you were born in***********
January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I teased
April: I beat up
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I shaved
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I danced with


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A pickle
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog excrement
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of You first Name**********
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I want fast food
F: Because my mom told me to
G: Because I hate TV
H: Because I wanted to be his Finster
I: Because I have mono
J: Because I had too much vodka
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because it's Tuesday
N: Because I'm mentally unstable
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because I got drunk
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I can't sleep
X: Because I have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple

mine

I shot a pimp gangsta because I ate Shellfish.
 
i got this in a myspace bulliten. i hate bulletins but the cool thing was you'd repost the bulletin as what is said you did.
 
I hate my mom because I had kids :huh:

someone born June 30 is awefully lucky
Shes already ruined tv!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


person above i got this from BenHeck.com i would never touch the filthy mess that is my space. Its for the people dumber than dumb. You use it. Leave this place now. Go on get out. DIdnt you see the gp2x sign? 'Members must have an IQ above 2 in order to be allowed to enter'.
 
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I teased Spiderman because I had too much vodka.

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I pissed on A Pile of Dog excrement Because no one likes me.

Happy birthday to whoever ate pizza with Derek Jeter!
 
I beat up A DVD Player Because I had too much vodka.

Well the vodka explains why i beat up the DVD player :p
 
I hate my mom because I had kids :huh:

someone born June 30 is awefully lucky
Shes already ruined tv!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


person above i got this from BenHeck.com i would never touch the filthy mess that is my space. Its for the people dumber than dumb. You use it. Leave this place now. Go on get out. DIdnt you see the gp2x sign? 'Members must have an IQ above 2 in order to be allowed to enter'.

i love the benheck forums, i read those all the time, they are so fun! its not my fault i fell into myspace, its the peer pressure, i mean c'mon, what do you do when a cute girl asks for your myspace sn, YOU MAKE ONE!
 
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