Funny Links And Jokes

[Rico]

....to make you watch the sequels as well, since there's two of them!

 

[lizard808uk]

Q. What do you call a woman who plays Pool and has a Pint on her head?


A. Beatrix Potter


'nuff said :rolleyes:

 

[Nilsiboy]

....to make you watch the sequels as well at since there's two of them!

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would have expected "to rule them all" the sequels arent as great as the first part, especially not as good as the special edition

 

[thecheat]

Demented Cartoon Movie, its on albinoblacksheep. i'd pst a link but its blocked at school. look under the Flash Section. If you can handle sitting to watch the whole thing, its hilarious :lol:

 

[Phycho Doughboy]

^^ Is it the one with the head explody??
I thought it was hilarious but I think it matters what your taste in comedy is. My older bro thought it was stupid and way too redundant.

 

[thecheat]

yeah... Blah? POW!
Zeeky Boogy Dook!
BAM!

 

[toxibunny]

Jackie Chan *is* Chun-li

RUDE smurfs flash cartoon

Quality comedy horror fiction

 

[mattmagoo]

An unusually funny Worth1000 compo

 

[toxibunny]

from the humble gameboy.... to THIS! :blink:

 

[wolly wotsit]

Eggsong :lol: v. catchy

 

[Hanz™]

Just opened a Christmas Cracker, and found what I think is the worst joke ever made inside....
Well here goes....

Question: What did the Crook get who stole the Calender?
Answer: Twelve Months!

<_<

Can anyone think of any worse jokes (that try to be funny and fall flat on their face - not just crap jokes you make up on the spot)

 

[Phycho Doughboy]

Why do women love Jesus so much?

[lift arms horizontal]
Because he's hung like this.







You've asked for it, so this is what you got.

At my skool we got milk cartons with the dumbest jokes ever too...

 

[speedmike]

knock knock

who's there?

Old Lady

Old Lady who?

I didn't know you could YODEL!

I laughed for ages at this one.....

 

[Rico]

Question: What did the Crook get who stole the Calender?
Answer: Twelve Months!

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*still laughing*

 

[TelcoLou]

This is officially THE WORST joke ever:

Two penguins were sitting in a bathtub.
Penguin A says to penguin B, "Say, would you please pass the soap?
Penguin B responds, "No soap, radio"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GPJosh]

Haha. I heard that joke so many times it's not even funny.

Were did it start out I wonder?

 

[finty]

I don't get it.

 

[TelcoLou]

Were did it start out I wonder?

I don't get it.

:lol:

Here ya go:

NS,R Explanation

 

[DemonStar55]

how many rude boys does it take to screw in a light bulb

3

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

 

[trooper]

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes ?.

A. No idea.

Trooper