(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
Q: Why do the indigenous bears in the Arctic get lost when you give them their GNSS Latitude and Longitude co-ordinates?
A: Because they are polar bears.

Q: Why don't bears in the Arctic eat penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off with their paws.

An Arctic bear and a narwhal are talking about going to a bar to cheer up the penniless friend of the narwhal, a seal. The bear says it's a nice idea, but he can't as he'll need to go to the toilet all the time. "Why's that?" asks, the narwhal.
A: "Well," explains the bear, "it's obvious really - the seal's broke."
 
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