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Why do nurses carry red crayons at the hospital?
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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What's the best thing to put in a birthday cake?
Your teeth.
Your teeth.
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A man was rushed to the hospital for a broken arm and uncontrollable laughter.
He had a humerus fracture.
He had a humerus fracture.
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What part of a hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU.
The ICU.
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How do you make the candles on your birthday cake really happy?
Just blow them out. They'll be delighted.
Just blow them out. They'll be delighted.
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What gift do you get a dad with six kids?
A vasectomy.
A vasectomy.
