I Have A Confession To Make.


Mark posted on Apr 1 2005 at 12:22 AM said:
Ok, maybe I'm not a girl.

So, have any of you had any decent April Fools day jokes pulled on you, or do you intend to do any?

I did think of sending my friend Lisa a letter, saying her house was on fire, and that the fire brigade was waiting outside.........
 
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markusdragon posted on Apr 1 2005 at 03:35 AM said:
Just told a Sonic fansite that SEGA cancelled the Shadow game.

Took me ages to write that fake Guardian article o_O
Haha, linkage?
 
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Sega's shadow fades as America's mothers see the light.

Sega has apparantly cancelled their upcoming game 'Shadow the Hedgehog' previously believed to be for the PS2 and Gamecube consoles..

Gary Knight
The Associated Press

With E3 just two months away, fans of the videogame 'Sonic the Hedgehog' are faced with the prospect of their favourite character failing to attend E3 for a second year in a row. Dispite good fan reaction to the upcoming game in the series 'Shadow the Hedgehog', a game based around one of the blue icon's arch-nemesii, several parents' groups have complained to sega that the game's psychotic anti-hero, Shadow was 'Unacceptable in these troubled times'.

Due to this "unforseen parental opposition", Sega has ended production of the highly anticipated game, releasing a statement at a press conference. "Regarding the game, Shadow the Hedgehog, we have ended production. We hope the mothers of America will forgive our mistake, and continue to buy SEGA products for their children."

"I find it rediculous" said one such concerned adult, posting on the 'MAVIA' (Mothers against Violence in America') message boards "that so close to the school shooting at Red Lake a company can be producing a game that makes being psychotic and carrying a gun look cool to children!"
"Not to mention," another similarly troubled parent added, "that playing as the 'bad guy' basically tells kids that terrorism is good fun, that it's just a game."

This is not the first time Sega has disappointed their fans in favour of their parents, however. Back in 1999, following the infamous columbine massacre, Sega scrapped plans to release light-guns (a form of gun based controller) for their Dreamcast home console system. Luckily for fans of 'House of the Dead', the leading gun-game on that system, third-party companies were at hand to produce the items. The sonic fans of today will not be so lucky.

However, a SEGA inside source suggested that plans are already underway to replace the offending article 'Shadow' and his pistol with Sonic's much more child-friendly girlfriend figure 'Amy the Hedgehog', complete with her trademark mallet. Sega refused to comment on these plans however, saying "We cannot release further information at this time."

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At the moment, I've fooled at least two people ^_^

Fun fact: Gary Knight is a name I picked randomly out of the Sonic Heroes credits.

Fun fact 2: Nobody's noticed the really outdated list of consoles at the bottom yet...
 
Yeah I saw it, but I went expecting something like that.

Thing is, people say "This could be an April Fool, what do you guys think" when refering something like those mocked up Smash Bros pictures,yet several people still think that it's true. Morons.
 
IGNs zapper strylus was good

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My dad rang me and said his house and car were robbed last night, and he had a hell of alot of money in the car, naturally I bust out laughing, it was no joke :(.
 
This calls for Family Guy!

"I have a confession to make, I'm not really a guy, i'm a woman"

"No I'm not really a guy, I'm a horse"

"Actually, I'm not a horse, I'm a broom"

HAHA
 
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