Two dinosaurs were sitting on a beach watching as a ship sailed into the sunset.
One dinosaur turns to the other and says, "That Noah’s a bit of a twat isn’t he?"
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the cinema.
God boomed, “Adam, this is Eve. You are to love her forever!”
Adam replied, “Okay, but who is he?”
God shrugged, “Oh, that’s Keith Richards. He was here when I arrived.”