Bullshit Job Title Generator

[Prometheus]

I came across this yesterday, and figured I'd share it for the fun of it.


It generates nonsense job titles from three lists of words, and it can come out with things that sound spookily like some of the real-life nonsensical job titles that you see far too often.


Apparently I'm a Legacy Group Orchestrator. What are you?

 

[slaeshjag]

"Internal Implementation Representative"


Sounds real to me!

 

[craigix]

"Future Group Representative".


Some of these sound depressingly real.

 

[milkshake]

"Regional Interactions Assistant"

 

[NoeleyC]

"forward marketing manager", my family will be thrilled to hear I've reached management level at last!!!

 

[ImmaculateChimp]

I'm the "Dynamic Interactions Analyst".

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Human solutions executive. It seems i will have to solve all of humanitys problems with that titile meh maybe after tea.

 

[jeremy]

Say hello to the new Chief Optimization Associate. If you want your junk optimized, i'm your man!

 

[DaMummy]

I'm here to provide Wrath Of Khan with all the work needed. I am the...


Human Identity Executive

 

[Linux-SWAT]

Fantastic !


I clicked too fast, i can't remember what's my title, but believe me, it was bullshit

 

[THB]

Future Group Specialist

 

[Nintendo]

"OpenPandora Chief Executive"

 

[Prometheus]

Cheater! You never got that from the generator! :lol:

 

[moz]

"International Tactics Technician"


Alright, we all need to Tactically bomb the shit out of the CircuitCo factory

 

[elwing]

"Dynamic Operations Developer"


woot

 

[Binky]

"International Tactics Technician"


Alright, we all need to Tactically bomb the shit out of the CircuitCo factory

As Regional Optimization Executive, it is my belief that orchestrating the installation of a barrage of artillery cannon or similar targeted projectile mobilization equipment at the above mentioned site of manufacture facilitation would significantly benefit productivity coefficients when compared to tactical destruction utilizing gravity launched, self detonating devices.

 

[moz]

Wat?

 

[Binky]

Basically, point lots of big guns at CircuitCo, until they make us some Pandoras!

 

[PokeParadox]

Global Assurance Specialist

 

[T.T.]

Direct Assurance Engineer