Our New Machine, Pandora

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Magnulus said:
And the prize for the most eloquent and witty retort in the history of the universe goes to... Anyone but Atomicthumbs! Yaaaay!
Why thank you (:
 
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All further posts after this one will cause the poster to receive a painful punch to the face. This punch will disfigure the posters in such a way that they can not operate a Pandora when it is released.
 
you see people, this is why we do not play practical jokes on the internet. Someone might get very badly hurt... LIKE ATOMICTHUMBS WHEN I AM DONE CUTTING OFF HIS ATOMIC THUMBS SO HE CAN'T PLAY HIS PANDORA!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha.

This thread really turned into complete braincancer now.
 
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or a pandora with an aluminum case ^^. Well... maybe bacteria can make a mod out of aluminum foil.
 
xnopasaranx said:
or a pandora with an aluminum case ^^. Well... maybe bacteria can make a mod out of aluminum foil.
I reckon we should make a special edition with a case made out of cake, cos after you've finished playing, you could eat it to replenish the energy spent by your thumbs.

P&|A C4K€
chocolate
edition

"MMM! I love the control layout and the cream filling!" -DaveC
 
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Peter R said:
Would the cake be so delicious and moist?
I think that the level of moistness would have to be determined at the prototype stage- the last thing you would want is to sell pandoras that short circuit due to excessive cake moistness. This is the sort of thing that gives a company a bad name. The xbox 360 must have a moist factor of at least 8.5, if not more.

Gotta love the 360 though. Call of Duty 4 is some good cake. Portal is good, although I never got cake.
 
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Goobers said:
Peter R said:
Would the cake be so delicious and moist?
I think that the level of moistness would have to be determined at the prototype stage- the last thing you would want is to sell pandoras that short circuit due to excessive cake moistness. This is the sort of thing that gives a company a bad name. The xbox 360 must have a moist factor of at least 8.5, if not more.

Gotta love the 360 though. Call of Duty 4 is some good cake. Portal is good, although I never got cake.

Will the Pandora be developed by Aperture Science? Will they do what they must because they can? For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead?
 
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Peter R said:
Goobers said:
Peter R said:
Would the cake be so delicious and moist?
I think that the level of moistness would have to be determined at the prototype stage- the last thing you would want is to sell pandoras that short circuit due to excessive cake moistness. This is the sort of thing that gives a company a bad name. The xbox 360 must have a moist factor of at least 8.5, if not more.

Gotta love the 360 though. Call of Duty 4 is some good cake. Portal is good, although I never got cake.

Will the Pandora be developed by Aperture Science? Will they do what they must because they can? For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead?


Yes, and they know that there's no use crying over every mistake. They just keep on trying 'till they run out of cake. Then the Science gets done and they make a neat handheld for the people who aren't atomic thumbs.

;P

-God Ginrai
 
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Free companion cube with every pandora? (And cake, of course)


Maybe not cake?

But you'll definitely get cake.

Be a good person and do as you're told. Buy a Pandora and you'll get cake.

"All CraigixCo. technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this CraigixCo. computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye."
 
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