Pandora Poems


jutleys

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The pandora legacy seems to suprise us once more,
The small black box we have all learned to adore,

The number of pandoras are comming thick and fast,
For all those who had preordered 3 years ago at last,

Time to saddle up and prepare theres a storm comming,
The pandora is here atlast after three years running.

By PJ.



I am waiting for pandora 2nd batch,
Its iike waiting for a egg to hatch,

We keep being told that productions on hold,
and that there has been 700 apparently sold,

But i know when mine finally arrives october,
Batch 3 people will start bitching again allover.

Poem for Pandora
By P.J
 
Sorry man but your poem is not so amazingly awesome it deserved posting in several threads AND it's own. Please, stop.
 
i know but you dont know if our be waiting another year yet so i put another year in just for good measure
 
Title: Ode to my Pandora (when she arrives).

I shall fondle the keyboard thusly:

qwerty ("my precious")
asdfgh
ertyuio ("she came to me")
ljkvsudi
uyuhui ("my own")
zxcvbn
qwerty ("my precious")

Yeah.. I've just been published... on the web :rolleyes:

ps. as is apparent, I have no talent.
 
I like them when they're not being cross-posted in multiple threads of tenuous relation to them. :p
 
Yeah, I like the fact only the "PS" in Asteroids poem rhymed, was that intentional ;)
 
Add the Pandora to your wish-list,
It'll be here before a Christmas,
But only two more lunar cycles,
Now you know I'm taking the Michael(s)

Well rhymes better that Asteroid's!

Must go! Apparently there's an infinite number of monkeys at the door wanting to discuss an idea they have for a play called Hamlet.
 
It's the Pandora,
It's a Merry-go-round
It's mad and crazy,
A more insane preorder, the internet hasn't found

A mad dream,
born across the globe,
by guys who clearly needed
an operation on their frontal lobe

It will take a month
It will take a year
It will make the geeks
Always worry and fear

A funny little box,
Black with perky nubs
Coveted and adored,
By members of the club.

You may be asked,
Hey! What's your order number?!
all the hopes and dreams,
On a few men encumber.

So don't have kittens,
Enjoy it all,
And don't get too smitten,
When yours leaves the village hall.
 
o Pandora,
you are so firm,
in my grip
at last!

o Pandora,
your screen glow,
beneath me,
completes me,
at last!

o Pandora,
your nubs,
source of much delight,
may ever love,
my thumbs!

o Pandora,
give me your,
joyous packages,
for nightly blits,
at last!

o Pandora,
with you,
work is never done
but fun, fun, fun
at last!
 
O Pandora here at last, safe within my grasp
As summers evening draws near, I toast you by the glass
I haven´t fished since your arrival, worth all its wait in fear
You dance merrily many marvels, so I probably shant all year.

You always answer my beckoned call, with nowt but up-most haste,
Via your nubs or hubs transfer ´frag em all´, I shout, at foes we´ve lain to waste.

People often stop and stare like creatures, or frankly outright gawp
At your adorable warez and features, all free from all known corp.
Now its feeble of me, to moan or rat, that I sometimes wish of thee,
You were more than wifi able, as it brings a tear to me
iPhone twats that scoff "it´ll cost", to set your network 3G free

I get them back despite their hacks, showing them your many roles though,
They can dabble via apple, at this and that but your the bitch with real controls no?

Now everything´s is black and white and laid upon the table,
It is plain to me that despite the craic, getting lain for thee´s a fable
So muggers be smart, as its death do us part beyond the realms your able,
Though everything´s rose tinted now, no wait, red, blue, no purple
Could be cider, cant be NAM, oh cow...its your LCD cable!

Bon voyage miss Pandora, this is with ease your only hassle
Go sail upon Seas of Cheese, bearing vodka to Newcastle
This joyous trip you take alone, upon which I shall miss you
Then get your ass back home, my bitch, free from all known issue.
 
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