Photoshop or similar? Maybe you could stop taking pictures of ugly people
If you have a Windoze PC, the built in image editor is in fairness ok for editing pictures. Otherwise, just google imaging software - loads of free stuff out there. I think you will need some manual editing though to remove wrinkles/ bags on profile pictures. Red-Eye is much easier to detect and remove ..
When you do find some editing software, you will probably just need an airbrush effect under the eyes and possibly ahue change to remove those unwanted bags!
Good luck, and if you bought a digital camera chances are the supplied CD will have some decent editing softeare on it.