Simpsons Movie


Nova posted on Oct 14 2006 at 11:58 AM said:
Theres new Futarama!?!?
There are rumours that it's being brought back, but I'll believe it when I start seeing new episodes on the air. Till then, it's just rumours.
 
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South Park double bill!

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We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!

[POP!]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

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I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall play.

Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.
Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing.

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

Stan: Let me try.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys.

Kyle: Hi, Mom.

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
L
earn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I huh?

Kyle: Dad, Dad....we're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

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Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blatter.
Du grunst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein auch im Winter wenn es schneit.

Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blatter.
Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen.

Wie oft hat nicht zur WinterszeitEin
Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut!
Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen.
Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren:

Die Hoffnung und BestandigkeitGibt Trost
Aund Kraft zu jeder Zeit.
Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren.

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String up the lights and light up the tree
We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He'll eat up all he can.

And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you.

Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!

So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

It's Christmas time in hell!

Merry Christmas Rooming House!
 
Groening has recently said that "as long as it's still fun, we'll keep making episodes" which means there is no end in sight for the show. I guess that translates to "as long as I'm making crazy $$$$, we'll keep making episodes"
 
Goity posted on Oct 14 2006 at 02:52 PM said:
American Dad is the best animated sitcom, before dilbert.
Hells yes, because, you know, it's fresh and original and not in any way, shape or form a complete ripoff of family guy :lol:

They say it's confirmed Futurama is coming back:

Check here
 
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Yea, Futurama's coming back allright, but don't expect quality above the current Simpsons episodes. Oh well, we'll always have reruns to entertain us :)

- Alex
 
daclassicgamingmaster posted on Oct 14 2006 at 11:04 PM said:
Goity posted on Oct 14 2006 at 02:52 PM said:
American Dad is the best animated sitcom, before dilbert.
Hells yes, because, you know, it's fresh and original and not in any way, shape or form a complete ripoff of family guy :lol:

They say it's confirmed Futurama is coming back:

Check here
The writers may be the same, but the characters are all completely different, and the politically based comedy makes the show completely different imo.
 
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I like all the shows you've all listed, American Dad to me is ok, but it reminds me way to much of Family Guy.
Unlike were I can tell Futurama is obviously different than the Simpsons. But that's just me.
AS for the movie that's gonna be sweet, you can't beat the Simpsons, there an American classic!
However I think they've kind of gotten worse as the years have rolled on, but still I watch em now and then
 
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