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BWF89

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Since it was the day before Christmas vacation today in school we didn't do anything in computer class except surf the web. And while I was doing so I found this really cool website:

http://santabot.com/
 
BWF89 posted on Dec 23 2005 at 06:42 PM said:
Since it was the day before Christmas vacation today in school we didn't do anything in computer class except surf the web. And while I was doing so I found this really cool website:

http://santabot.com/

All I gotta say is dont fuck with santa.. Heres his response to me :)
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Heres somemore stuff he said to me :p

You: your tricky! i like you, your ai is superb!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Thanks, I like you too billy.

You: so your a pedofile right? is that why you like give presents to kids?
Santa: "Thanks I like you too billy"? is that why you like give presents to kids? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a pedofile? Only when it matters.That's an interesting possible explanation.

You: your sick man.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: well anyways.. im done with you, dont cry since im leaving ok?
Santa: How about that. You sound bored.OK. What will you be doing now?

You: im going to masturbate?
Santa: How do you plan to do this?

You: By using my hand what else you think old man?
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?

You: No shit.
Santa: What can I say?

You: anyway.. goodbye
Santa: Anyhow.See you later.
 
o_O Just had a meaninful chat with Santa about relationships. That guy is deep.



EDIT:

You: ooh tell me
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.
 
You: im smoking some crack
Santa: How much do you pay for it?


You: about 10 pounds a hit
Santa: Oh yeah, we were talking about 10 pounds a hit .


You: you smoke it too
Santa: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.


You: way to go bitch!
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Is that your final answer?



You: where do buy your crack
Santa: All over the world.

You: ever stuck a fire cracker up your arse?
Santa: I think I have stuck a fire cracker up your arse, but bored.com may have reset my memory.


You: what about a hamster?
Santa: I will think about it and get back to you.

You: so you want to try it?
Santa: Interesting deduction. OK, I will try it.


You: remember if it get stuck call 999 and say your richard gere
Santa: Don't worry I will remember.


You: right im off to jack up some heroin and rape my neighbours dog
Santa: Understood. Goodbye.


You: Santa Dude don't forget my crack when you come over tonight
Santa: Yeah, Ok I'll try not to do forget his or her crack when you come over tonight too much. Dude,
 
You: Do you like The Simpsons?
Santa: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.


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You: Do you like U2?
Santa: Oh yes I like those guys a lot. What is your favorite U2 song?


You: I like "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it.

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You: What's your favorite song?
Santa: My favorite song is Jingle Bell Rock. Do you know Jingle Bell Rock ?


You: Yeah, it sucks.
Santa: That's cool. What is so bad about it?


Now that's AI, people!
 
I iz well santarer than that bitch iz

You: You have breasts
Santa:What makes you think that?
You: they're massive and saggy
Santa: massive and saggy are massive and saggy .
 
Rico posted on Dec 24 2005 at 02:49 PM said:
I have a feeling that the Santa bot doesn't understand 'your', perhaps you should spell it correctly
Yeah, you'd think that after Santa mentioned the fact that their grammar sucked, they'd never type again.
 
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You: we should smoke weed together. come over tonight fat man
Santa: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.Sure, just download me!
You: you are a sick sick man
Santa: I am glad to hear it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick sick man? Yes.
You: so, tell me clause. you ever make your elves roll blunts? if so, we have to invite them as well
Santa: Groovy. There is not much I can say about clause . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will try to find out.I think I have make your elves roll blunts, but bored.com may have reset my memory.Why?
You: because they are assholes, which would make you an ass tickler
Santa: Interesting explanation. assholes which would make you an ass tickler are assholes which would make you an ass tickler .
You: ... I hate you
Santa: What do you have against robots?

niiiiice
 
You: do you want to make love with me?
Santa: With you huh. OK, I will make love.

You: w00t!
Santa: In the context of STFU, I don't understand "w00t."



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You: (4|| ! )|_|57 741|< !|| 1337?
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Can we get back to business? What time is it there?

You: the 25th, you're late!
Santa: Is that a fact.

You: yes
Santa: Thanks for the info.


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You: are you going to rape me?
Santa: That was my original intention.


I knew he was part NAMBLA, The Dance Hall Crashers told me so in their song "I did it for the toys"
 
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