What To Buy For Valentines Day?


loz_the_guru posted on Feb 6 2005 at 07:58 PM said:
Well unfortunately Marks CD wont be in tehs hops intime, so anyother ideas? No skysnapper, not my cock with a red ribbon.....
I can get in cd in to circulation with my spammign skills in what.... 2 minutes?
 
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crotchless panties
pink furry hand cuffs
hand bag sized pleasure toy
choclate ahem.. large penis
a love paddle

all great inexpensive gifts although slightly more expsnive than a ribbon ;)
 
skysnapper posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:04 PM said:
crotchless panties
pink furry hand cuffs
hand bag sized pleasure toy
choclate ahem.. large penis
a love paddle

all great inexpensive gifts although slightly more expsnive than a ribbon ;)
those love paddles are great. When I lost my ping pong bats all was fixed :D
 
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those love paddles are great. When I lost my ping pong bats all was fixed

Crabs? Always a good suprise.

A punch in the cunt.

couldnta thought of better suggestions myself

if all else fails immerse yourself in chocolate and get someone to tie a red bow round your choco coated manhood.
"just imagine its a tootsie pop"
 
Sakata posted on Feb 6 2005 at 11:01 PM said:
you could always be traditional and give her a box of chocolates

that was kinda my idea without the box but, see, with mine she gets her chocolate and loz gets oral. evryones a winner :p
 
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Sakata posted on Feb 7 2005 at 12:01 AM said:
you could always be traditional and give her a box of chocolates and some form of jewelry? -_-;; :blink:

Yeah! loz`s boxless choclate and a perl neckless. :p

Trooper
 
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since this year im doomed to spend this years valentines day alone with a copy of razzle ill share my perls of wisdom.

for me it was about looking after my special lady',

so start with breakfast in bed' with one of her favorties, all my ex's seemed to be veggies so i cooked em a breakfast with alot veggie things in it.

take em out some place in the day' someplace you can just take it easy and have a nice day'

then in the evening get her some nice flowers, (cliche, i know but they love it) try to find out what there favorite flowers are.

then have a lazy evening watching deeveedee's

putty in your hands m8, after all valentines day for men is about looking after your lady and for ladies its about being looked after.

hope that works, but hell what would i know im a hopeless romantic

:)
 
learn from experience: put your fingers in your ears this time

[edit] seriously though, every girl should have a vibrator. I suggest the rabbit.
 
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