Absurdism corner

Why?


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A song for all you scientists/pedants/whocares, to the tune of "Stayin' Alive":

Well, you tell by the way I measure things,

I'm a careful man (who also sings)

Music to a decibel,

When its clipped, I'm in a private hell.

But now its just right, its okay,

I wouldn't have it any other way.

We can try to minimise,

Any potential for noise.

Whether a technician or a paediatrician

You're staying precise, staying precise

Feel the calibration and the hard information

Staying precise, staying precise.

You. need. to. be. staying precise. staying precise.

You. need. to. be. staying preci....i..i...ice

Well now it reads low and it reads high

And if I ever get either, I really cry.

Got the certification on my kit,

It mustn't be wrong, not even a bit

You know its just right, its okay,

(As long as its perfect, anyway)

We can try to minimise,

Any potential for noise.

Whether a technician or a paediatrician

You're staying precise, staying precise

Feel the calibration and the hard information

Staying precise, staying precise.

You. need. to. be. staying precise. staying precise.

You. need. to. be. staying preci....i..i...ice

Meter not zeroed

systematic error

systematic error, yeah.

Meter not zeroed

systematic error, yeah

(repeat sections as appropriate)
 
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Hmmm, I missed the chance to make a timely cokehead remark...

Strigoi, what is the above pic from?  Is it just a live wallpaper or something?
 
I don't have a PS3 or Vita.  Oh well.  Looks cool.
 
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