(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[TeDaDeS]

I once tried milk from a cow named Princess:
It was spoiled.

 

[Null]

Why didn't the chef season his dish? He ran out of thyme.

 

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[Null]

What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.

 

[Null]

What is a mattress’ favorite season?
Spring.

 

[TeDaDeS]

What is a mattress’ favorite season?
Spring.

Bedbugs are having babies in the spring.

 

[Null]

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.

 

[pyrat]

Bedbugs are having babies in the spring.

No matter what you may have heard in the maternity nurses' room, "bedbug" is not a proper way of referring to any patients.

 

[Null]

Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.

 

[TeDaDeS]

I looked it up in the assumption it already existed: memesticle.
Apparently it doesn't.
Suck on that future meme-lords.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

What kind of birds are the best at building things?
Cranes.

 

[Null]

What’s the strongest animal in the ocean?
The mussel.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

I was really embarrassed when my wife walked in on me playing with my son’s train set by myself, so in a moment of panic I threw a bed sheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.

 

[Null]

If everyone is Irish on St Patrick’s Day, what are they the next morning?
Hung over.

 

[Null]

Why do bananas never feel lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.

 

[Null]

I would tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it.

 

[Null]

What’s the one vegetable not welcome on a cruise?
A leek.

 

[TeDaDeS]

What is sticky and brown?
A stick