Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 22, 2025 #2,802 Why are most people tired on April 1st? They've just finished a 31-day March.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 22, 2025 #2,803 I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a gemini, we’re sceptical.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 23, 2025 #2,805 I don’t win marathons because I’m lucky. I win because I’m driven.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 23, 2025 #2,806 How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 25, 2025 #2,807 In what state are most cows found in? Solid.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 5:44 PM #2,808 Want to know why I stay awake all weekend? Sleep is for the week.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 6:54 PM #2,809 What do cavemen do on the weekends? They go clubbing.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 8:40 PM #2,810 Why do they call them sandals? Because if you wear them to the beach, sandal get in your shoes.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 1:22 PM #2,811 Sign language is a very handy skill to learn.
kuru Who the heck is Stephan Kramer? Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,448 Location the mockracy Thursday at 3:52 PM #2,812 I don't understand hospitals. A friend of mine donated a kidney and was treated like a hero. I donated five and got arrested. Last edited: Thursday at 5:55 PM
I don't understand hospitals. A friend of mine donated a kidney and was treated like a hero. I donated five and got arrested.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 6:54 PM #2,813 Why shouldn't you argue with a skunk? It'll end up causing a stink.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 9:28 AM #2,814 Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re shellfish.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 10:22 AM #2,815 I put my old car in reverse and thought, “Wow, this really takes me back.”
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 7:44 PM #2,816 My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 11:41 PM #2,817 Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 6:15 PM #2,818 Why does Jesus wear sandals? Because his socks are holy.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Joined Jan 15, 2004 Messages 2,590 Location The Netherlands Website Visit site Yesterday at 6:47 PM #2,819 Better a hole in your sock... than a sock in your hole.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,419 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 9:34 PM #2,820 TeDaDeS said: than a sock in your hole. Click to expand... Speak for yourself.