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If you drop a computer off the Empire State Building - would it be a Dell in sky fall?


Why did the woman's secret get out when she whispered it on a farm in Switzerland? Because the goat heard her...


Thank you, thank you. Please; don't laugh too much on my account :p lol
 
From the top of my head...

SONY is not PHONY

Micro$oft XXXBONER

Microbucks Windon't

Nintendon't (Pii)

Samsucks

Scamsung

Scumsung

chlamVYDIA

and the Number 1 P.O.S. company award goes to...

crApple (iSuck)
 
If you drop a computer off the Empire State Building - would it be a Dell in sky fall?


Why did the woman's secret get out when she whispered it on a farm in Switzerland? Because the goat heard her...


Thank you, thank you. Please; don't laugh too much on my account :p lol
Are you here all week?  :p
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A finite number. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
 
For Sale: Parachute. Only used


once, never opened.


Police are searching for a thief who robs his victims by threatening them with a lighted match.


They want to catch him before he strikes again.


When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
 
A blonde took her goldfish to the vet and told him, “I think it has epilepsy.”

The vet took a look at the fish and said, “It seems calm enough to me.”

The blonde responded, “Well, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
 
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