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It'd have to be a deserted bar, and a deserted street outside, else any observers would collapse the quantum superposition into an event or a non-event. I assume cats don't have the language skills to ever be able to tell in the future whether it entered that bar or not.

;)
 
It'd have to be a deserted bar, and a deserted street outside, else any observers would collapse the quantum superposition into an event or a non-event. I assume cats don't have the language skills to ever be able to tell in the future whether it entered that bar or not.

;)
Did someone say dessert bar?
[doublepost=1481600296,1481596470][/doublepost]This series of posts reminded me that I love windows. They break so easily and satisfactorily.
 
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."
The bartender says, "we don't serve faster-than-light particles in here!" A neutrino walks into a bar.
 
While trespassing I walked off a bridge. I did not see the gravity of the situation
 
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