(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


Hey that stuff made me think and laugh at the absurdity of ghost-making video/film...that's heavy...and ghosts aren't. Got ya suckas! WahooO!

Ya'll just flies in my funny web...oh damn! What is that?!? Is that Klumpen the rabbit? Gotcha! He's sayin' that he had a full head of hair as a baby!
 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
He had no body to go with.


Yesterday I asked a cute Chinese girl I had been talking to for her number.

She replied:
- Sex sex sex, free sex tonight.

I said: Wow!

Then her friend said:
- She means 6663629


Father Strigoi:
Now Simon, tell me frankly: Do you say prayers before eating?
Simon:
No father, I don't have to; my Mom is a good cook.
 
Here's a shit joke for ya's

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so i was playing in the band at church today, and it seems like we got an endorsement from a major computer company. (yeah, i thought it was weird, too!) but you can't deny it, one song had Asus all over the page.
 
Doctor: The baby is born m'am.
Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I don't know, we'll have to wait for it to decide.
 
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This squirrel has been eating nuts all his life and he's perfectly fine. Wait....with those tiny hands, he can't even pleasure himself. Not that it was one of my concerns...
 
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