Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 9:40 PM #2,862 How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it’s nearly finished.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:48 AM #2,863 My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... "Lazy."
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 4:40 PM #2,864 A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 7:14 PM #2,865 What is the preferred meal of health-conscious sharks? Tightrope walkers. It’s a well-balanced diet.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 7:44 PM #2,866 Why is the 4th of July special for americans? It's the day that they celebrate their freedom by sitting trapped in traffic jams for hours.
Why is the 4th of July special for americans? It's the day that they celebrate their freedom by sitting trapped in traffic jams for hours.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 11:29 PM #2,867 What’s the most famous fish in the sea? A starfish.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,571 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 10:05 PM #2,868 Where do you learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.