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In the land of old Greece by the blue, bouncy sea,
Lived a fellow named Theo McCheddary Lee.
He woke up one morning and shouted with glee,
“I’ll lose twenty pounds — just you wait and see!”

He banished all bread, he said “No!” to the stew,
He skipped every salad, each fruit, and each brew.
He gobbled up gouda, munched mozzarella,
A cheddar-chomping, feta-fond fella!

Morning to night he would nibble and munch,
On curds for his breakfast and brie for his lunch.
He dreamed of his belly all slender and neat,
But oh, what a wobble still hung from his seat!

He stepped on the scale and gave out a wheeze,
“I’m not any lighter! I’m made out of cheese!”
He sighed and he laughed, “Well, I’ve learned, it’s quite clear—
I’m no lighter at all than I was last year!
I thought I’d get thinner, but what a surprise...
I just got feta and feta in size!”

*Dr. Seuss inspired AI generated short story and (very cheesy) poster of the cheese joke*
 
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