Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 21, 2026 #3,141 Did you know that in 3,024 years, life will either be fantastic or terrible? It’s 5050.
Git1 Very Active Member Joined Dec 23, 2020 Messages 286 Jan 22, 2026 #3,142 I took the shell off of my racing snail, as I thought it would make him faster. It actually made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off of my racing snail, as I thought it would make him faster. It actually made him more sluggish.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 22, 2026 #3,143 Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holidays. Free of charge.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 22, 2026 #3,144 What is grey and has a trunk? A squirrel going on holiday.
Git1 Very Active Member Joined Dec 23, 2020 Messages 286 Jan 23, 2026 #3,145 I told my grandmother she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 23, 2026 #3,146 What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 23, 2026 #3,147 Git1 said: I told my grandmother she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised. Click to expand...
Git1 said: I told my grandmother she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised. Click to expand...
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 3:40 PM #3,148 What do you call a lamp that always says please and thank you? Polight.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 9:44 PM #3,149 What’s the highest rank in the popcorn army? Kernel.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 10:44 PM #3,150 Why don’t people like hearing jokes about popcorn? They’re corny.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 7:44 PM #3,151 We were so poor growing up, we couldn’t afford shoes. I would wrap my feet in bubble wrap and pop down to the shops.
We were so poor growing up, we couldn’t afford shoes. I would wrap my feet in bubble wrap and pop down to the shops.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 5:28 PM #3,152 How much is bubble wrap at the shop? £1 a pop.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,294 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 5:44 PM #3,153 What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one.