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What do you give a dog that has a high temperature?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
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Why did the woman get fired from her job at the hot dog stand?
She put her hair in a bun.
She put her hair in a bun.
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A leopard tried to escape from the zoo but it was spotted.
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Why are dogs afraid to go to space?
Because of the vacuum.
Because of the vacuum.
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What's a plumber's least favorite vegetable?
Leeks.
Leeks.
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Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic?
He needed to change attire.
He needed to change attire.
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I'm starting a welding club.
For anyone who wants to join.
For anyone who wants to join.
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Why was the plumber depressed?
His career was going down the toilet.
His career was going down the toilet.
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Does butter sink or float?
Neither, butterflies.
Neither, butterflies.
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How do you make a plumber sad?
You tell him that the princess is in another castle.
You tell him that the princess is in another castle.
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How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Stop eating caterpillars.
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Why are potatoes good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
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What vegetable is always served burnt?
Chard.
Chard.
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Why do astronauts think they are better than others?
They're always looking down on us.
They're always looking down on us.
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What has the head of a dog, the body of a pig, and the legs of a spider?
My daughter's drawing of a snake.
My daughter's drawing of a snake.
