Corrupt A Wish

[Jourdy288]

Granted. Unfortunately, Apple doesn't AppRove (SeeWhatIDidThere?) and has your school shut down.


I wish I had some help creating In A Memory when it comes to art.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. Your help? Two preschoolers and a guy without hands.


I wish that Segata Sanshiro advertised the Sega Saturn in America.

 

[Prometheus]

Granted. It fared even worse as a result.


I wish I had more time to take 3D photographs.

 

[Anihil8ion2199]

You do! But now you're unemployed, homeless, and just sold your 3DS for a hit of heroin!


I wish I had more hard drive space.

 

[Prometheus]

You do - there's now enough room to house a family of four in the hard drive. It doesn't help with storing your digital files, however.


I wish for a carrot-stick.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ninja'd!


Granted. Enjoy your megabyte!


I wish that we had another section on these boards. Doesn't matter what the new section is for.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted - You only get Carrot Top though, he comes to your house to perform his "comedy"


i wish, for the sake of the poor girl, that the whole rebbecca black thing would just die off slowly, but quickly

 

[I8NY]

Granted, you kill her making it go away but now you go to jail and get a bunch of hate mail.


I wish my brother would stop using my pandora.

 

[Aurekana]

I wish my brother would stop using my pandora.

Sure. But you can't use it either because it's broken.

... slowly, but quickly ...

*shudder*


Anyways, I wish that I could divide by zero.

 

[Jourdy288]

I wish my brother would stop using my pandora.

Sure. But you can't use it either because it's broken.

... slowly, but quickly ...

*shudder*


Anyways, I wish that I could divide by zero.

You can, but in the process, you kill yourself.


I wish I was smarter.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. Brains over brawn; you are physically weaker and must now have expensive physical therapy.


I wish that the next post would contain the word "meatballs".

 

[Anihil8ion2199]

Meatballs! But now you're drowning in the sauce.


I wish I hadn't seen Red Riding Hood.

 

[I8NY]

You didn't, but instead you watched Red Ridding Hood 2!


I wish technology would just work.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But to do so, it must all be locked down very heavily. The Pandora ceases to exist.


I wish that Harold and Kumar 3 wasn't going to be in 3D.

 

[Aurekana]

I wish that Harold and Kumar 3 wasn't going to be in 3D.

It's not. It's in 4D, which everyone but you can see perfectly fine.


I wish this wish isn't granted.

 

[DaMummy]

Granted, your wish wasnt granted.


i wish i could grant the last guys wish

 

[SNESFAN]

Granted, your wish wasnt granted.


i wish i could grant the last guys wish

granted, you just created a paradox and the universe implodes


I wish to have a sandwich

 

[Jourdy288]

Granted, but it's disgusting.


I wish I would only win, not lose.

 

[I8NY]

You win all the time now. You win all of the junk mail, win at having the biggest legal case, and win at gaining the most pounds over the holidays.


I wish the weather was better here. (I don`t live in England)

 

[Jourdy288]

It is. Unfortunately, you have to enter the Witness Protection Program the next day and move to England.


I wish I had close friends.