I'll <verb> your <noun>.


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One game I played with some of my friends over the years is "I'll <verb> your <noun>." You win if you produce a sentence that doesn't sound dirty somehow. I've never seen a winning sentence.


Sentences that I have lost with:

  • I'll milk your cow!
  • I'll null your pointer.
  • I'll clean your pipes!
 
I'll bend your rules...


I'll bake a cake for your grandmother's 60th birthday. Go ahead, try to take that as being dirty. Your brain just won't allow you to.
 
Hmm.. I think the problem is that I'm automatically adding "...if you know what I mean." to the end of all these
 
I'll port your program!


I'll shade your polygons!


I'll cover your lunch!


I'll pay your tuition!


I'll answer your question!


I'll take your challenge!

Hmm.. I think the problem is that I'm automatically adding "...if you know what I mean." to the end of all these
:lol:
 
I'll tickle your scrotum!


oh wait, I lost.


Second try..


I'll use your computer!
 
I'll solve your maze.


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