Sign Here If You Are Drunk

[Quiest]

I just came back from a class meeting, (I hadto rely on some dump chicks for dribing home [it was 50kms away from my home], thats why I`m home that early)
and I`m as drunk as I`ve never been bfore for a long timel...

*signs*

 

[Hanz™]

And let this place for evermore be known as "the mad corner".

 

[Rico]

we should ban people for posting drunk, in fact, i think this thread should be the 'post here and get banned' thread

 

[Quiest]

I`m ashamed... :unsure:

You better close this...

 

[jegHegy]

i'm high on life lolz

 

[skysnapper]

got one hell of a hungover and can't stop farting!....mmm yeasts farts!

one greasy fry up cominng up in a bit... with extra black pudding! Can't wait!

And your not drunk enough if you can operate a pc and sign into a forum...

 

[Klown]

we should ban people for posting drunk, in fact, i think this thread should be the 'post here and get banned' thread

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[Axeman]

Just looked at your website Klown. Didn'timagine you as a Joe - dunno why..!

 

[EvilDragon]

He, it's an "I am drunk" thread - and it has NOT been started by Pinkspider?

 

[loz_the_guru]

ha ha ha ha

 

[Rico]

can't stop farting!....mmm yeasts farts!

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congratulations, you have made the worst post on the forums!

 

[DemonStar55]

my brother was tripping and he kept waking me up because the computer wouldn't work -_- so I had to wake up and "fix" it by hitting the power button to turn it on ///

 

[rabbits with hats]

I Just went to the 28th peterborough beer fest. Had a bit of drink.

 

[skysnapper]

can't stop farting!....mmm yeasts farts!

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congratulations, you have made the worst post on the forums!

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Do i get a badge then

grr just got back home from a night out 80 quid spent on a night out and don't feel even remotely drunk but wide awake.. gods damn you red bull and going on a bender last night, amazing how you tolerence can shoot up after a heavy night out drinking the night before... don't even remeber how i got home last night! :rolleyes:

 

[saintdragon]

Dont drink red bull! My friend died from it! his name was richard taylor, it was in the news paper sometime ago and he was a pro skater, but him being sponsored by red bull he drunk tons and tons of the stuff, when he died(god bless him) they had a look at his liver and it was eaten/rotten away by red bull! To say the least its evil stuff, i mean coke it probable better...

 

[jegHegy]

yeah, just snort a line of coke every time you need a refreshing drink!*

* and carry on doing lines every 20 minutes

 

[Ringo]

I'm not drunk - but pretty hung over.... Have just now begun to function properbly again... and it's 21:20.

 

[PinkSpider]

He at it's an "I am drunk" thread - and it has NOT been started by Pinkspider?

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Poor PinkSpider.

 

[Axeman]

I wanna be drunk...

 

[EvilDragon]

He at it's an "I am drunk" thread - and it has NOT been started by Pinkspider?

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Poor PinkSpider.

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Why poor?