Absurdism corner

[FaeMinx]

Gee, that's really too bad now isn't it.

Imagine all the people who ignore you because they respect nothing but the Truth...

Truth: *ahem*

Me: .. oh damn... sorry oh omnibenevolent/omnimalevolent master! I had another moment of weakness...

Truth: That's ok, I will make you stronger.

Me: ... you are going to take something more away from me aren't you? ... [emoji27]

Truth: Soon, you shall stop asking stupid questions you already know the answer to. ... why the sad face? You are to be grateful little one.

Me: [emoji33] ... [emoji32] .... [emoji17] ... [emoji53] ... [emoji52] ... [emoji18] [emoji4] [emoji3] [emoji2]

Truth: *pat pat*

 

[FBnil]

function truth{
free($you)
}

truth();

 

[levi]

function truth{
free($you)
}

truth();

That's quite neat, because free($you) depends on whether you read it as a computer, or as a person. It could either free you, or delete you!

 

[lukey]

if(!free($you)){
die("Unable to Free Yourself!")
}

 

[FBnil]

http://ci.memecdn.com/487/9299487.jpg

 

[Klumpen]

 

[rygD]

I want to continue asking stupid questions forever. I blame the chicken.

 

[lukey]

http://gizmodo.com/342499/microsofts-brainwashing-childrens-book-mommy-where-do-servers-come-from

 

[Klumpen]

^ They are getting more desperate and farther removed from reality by the minute.
You actually have to pay $6 if you want to have this M$ propaganda in your house.

 

[ElPoco]

It's weird, I'd expect Microsoft to prefer Cloud solutions to home servers.
Remove "Windows" from that book and it's actually quite cool: teaching kids to get their own servers they have control over instead of letting companies take care of their server needs seems like a good thing.

 

[FaeMinx]

I want to continue asking stupid questions forever. I blame the chicken.

That much is obvious, chicken.

Just remember that when you have no more friends left in kindergarten...

 

[rygD]

That much is obvious, chicken.

Just remember that when you have no more friends left in kindergarten...

I find more wisdom in non-human animals and children than any supposedly enlightened or wise adult I have ever encountered. When they try to tell me I am special I know they are full of shit.

I would rather admit I don't know anything and could be wrong about everything than assume I know it all, or even one thing. Even if I think I know how things are for me, I like to understand others. I also enjoy learning new things. A big part of this is asking stupid questions, so I do.

 

[FaeMinx]

Admit to who?
What others?
...What's new?

Are you making shit up again? [emoji6]

 

[rygD]

Admit to everyone/anyone/myself (you will see it in my posts here from time to time).

All others (my favorites are plants and animals...evidence of this can be found in my diet. ).

Many things are new, at least to me (definitions get confusing here). If they aren't, I try to treat them like they are when I can.

Of course I am making shit up, just like everyone else.

 

[Klumpen]

my favorites are plants and animals...evidence of this can be found in my diet

So you're only eating humans because you hate them most?

 

[FaeMinx]

make that shit up
make that shit down
timmy made an ice cream cake
and daddy had a frown

mommy just looked stupid
and said 'I didn't poop it!'

and timmy cried
and then he died

and daddy made an'other'.

edit: added bold just to show precogniscience is a thing... yes yes, I know it isn't a real word... but I'm not a real person, so fair game eh? [emoji6]

 

[rygD]

So you're only eating humans because you hate them most?

Nope. I love plants and non-human animals (including chickens) so much that I eat them so that we can be joined together. I would eat humans to reduce the population, but I don't want to get sick, and I am human enough already. I want to be more like my other siblings. I will leave being more human to the artificial life forms, or something.

 

[Fzero]

 

[rygD]

I should have added this to my last post. My favorite flavor is green.

[doublepost=1459862565,1459862384][/doublepost]@Fzero I have a NSFW video for you later. How do I post those here? Spoilers? Just a link?

 

[Fzero]

Wrap a test link to it it up in a spoiler tag ... and slap a NSFW warning above it.
That should suffice
Then if someone expands the spoiler in error .. they still got another step before being exposed to the content eh