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I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
- Thread starter Løra (Lolla)
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Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
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Why did the egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Because he was a little chicken.
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I was surprised when the IRS wrote to me to say my tax return was “outstanding”. Especially as I don’t recall sending one in.
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Did Noah include termites on the ark?
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This thread is meant to be for bad jokes not good ones.
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Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don’t have any chairs.
Because they don’t have any chairs.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
Because there was no chemistry.
Because there was no chemistry.
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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T-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
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My fear of moving stairs escalates.
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Why was the chef arrested?
He was caught beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
He was caught beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
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Why does eggnog only come out around Christmas?
Because it takes all year to milk the eggs.
Because it takes all year to milk the eggs.
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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?
Because he already had a trunk.
Because he already had a trunk.
