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Lennon said imagine peace I say imagine anarchy . Doesn't it just give you the warm and fuzzies ? ;)
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Sir Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal and Lord Kelvin are playing hide and seek.

It's Kelvin's turn to seek; he starts counting. 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45 ,...

Pascal runs off and hides in a wood.

Newton takes out a chalk, draws two 71cm squares on the ground, puts one foot in each and waits.

..., 4, 3, 2, 1, ZERO!

Kelvin opens his eyes and catches sight of Newton. "I've found you, Isaac" he says "that was a very poor hiding place"

"No" was the reply "You found one Newton per square metre - you found Pascal!"
 
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