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(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

Discussion in 'Offtopic Discussions' started by Løra (Lolla), Oct 18, 2013.

  1. Uncle Jack

    Uncle Jack Television Personality

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    What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
    Light blue.
     
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  2. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    This thread really needs a 'groan' button in addition to (or possibly replacing) the 'like' button.
     
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  3. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Active Member

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    6:30 is the best time of day, hands down.
     
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  4. Uncle Jack

    Uncle Jack Television Personality

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    Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
    Because they were watch dogs.
     
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  5. FBnil

    FBnil ¡sɥʇuoɯ oʍʇ uı ɐɹʎԀ

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    ... and then he got a copyright infringement notice from Rolex, Timex and UbiSoft... so now he has to rename his dogs... F2
     
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  6. Binky

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    ^ Wouldn't that be trademark infringement?
     
  7. FBnil

    FBnil ¡sɥʇuoɯ oʍʇ uı ɐɹʎԀ

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    ... not if one of the dogs was female, and the other one male... :)

    TL;DR: Yeah, you are right... lapsus linguae
     
  8. Uncle Jack

    Uncle Jack Television Personality

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    What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
     
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