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my dog had a debilitating addiction to chewing through stuff, but after rehab and gaining some metal he's got a new leash on life.
 
I borrowed a watch and was late to work. The boss wasn't pleased with me being on somebody else's time.
[doublepost=1496430343,1496430271][/doublepost]I recently took a trip to Pripyat, the hotel we stayed at had glowing reviews.
 
I once invited a comedian to my house for dinner. He tasted funny.

In my youth I stole a bucket of paint but spilt it on myself. I was caught red handed.

Some people say decapitation is the only way to get ahead in life.
 
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I got into an argument with my barber. It was a very hairy situation.
 
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