(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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My problems with constipation ceased to be,
Ever since I dropped a bag on colostomy.
 
I told the joke the dog did. The person couldn't decide how to react, so it was a great bad joke.
 
There were three individual stabbings at the local Kellogg factory this month. They say it's the work of a serial killer.

It's nice to see people stand behind their products these days. My arms dealer has a full warranty on body armor. If it fails to protect your life he'll refund your money.

A local ornithologist specializing in corvidae was found dead in it his home. It's a murder most foul.
 
There were three individual stabbings at the local Kellogg factory this month. They say it's the work of a serial killer.

A local ornithologist specializing in corvidae was found dead in it his home. It's a murder most foul.

Cereal killer and murder most fowl, surely? Telling these pronunciation jokes in text form can be a bit tricky...
 
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