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So the husband grabs the knife...
The wife says: No dear husband! Not the knife, not the knife!
The husband looks at the knife, then at the wife.
The wife says: No dear husband, you eat soup with a spoon!
 
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What a great idea. I wish I was a soapmaker now. I would also sell body soap. And eyeball soap. Probably some blood and monster soap. The blood one could be very fun. Just imagine the results.
 
This is embarrassing. It's spring and I'm so exited I wet my plants.

What do you say when Simba walks slowly? Mufasa.

Why does Peter Pan fly? He Neverlands. - I like this joke, it never grows old.
 
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Sources: https://onelinefun.com/puns/ https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F
 
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