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FBnil

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I watched Independence Day yesterday... and somehow, this science guy (dr. Okun) reminds me of someone...


Oh, the joke:

What does a baker say to the dough? I knead you.

I saw water vapor yesterday in the show "So you think you condense". It was ok, but the milk won that round.
 

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.
 

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We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.
 

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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
 

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Found a few good jokes at viralboar.com (not linking them as they are a bit naughty/nsfw)
 
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