(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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  1. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    I watched Independence Day yesterday... and somehow, this science guy (dr. Okun) reminds me of someone...
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    Oh, the joke:

    What does a baker say to the dough? I knead you.

    I saw water vapor yesterday in the show "So you think you condense". It was ok, but the milk won that round.
     
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  2. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.
     
  3. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
     
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  4. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Wanna hear my pizza joke?
    Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
     
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  5. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.
     
  6. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?

    A friend you can count on.
     
  7. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.
     
  8. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
     
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  9. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
     
  10. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why can't you hear a pteradactyl go to the bathroom?

    Because the pee is silent.
     
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  11. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    When I found out that my microwave wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
     
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  12. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    Found a few good jokes at viralboar.com (not linking them as they are a bit naughty/nsfw)
     
  13. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    Is it within the forum guidelines to include them in a spoiler? I'm too lazy to hunt any good jokes from a link.
     
  14. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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  15. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    They wouldn't fit in this thread if you did. Bad jokes only.
     
  16. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    I never lie on my CV. It creases it.
     
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  17. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    FWIW, I've always read the brackets around the '(Bad)' as an indication of optionality, and suggesting all jokes are valid here whether you think they're any good or not. The only exceptions are posts that break the site rules.
     
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  18. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    What a funny joke, @levi.
     
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  19. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
     
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  20. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    never play games with hawks. they're soar losers.
     
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