(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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  1. ible

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    why did Shakespeare hate the pasta chef's son? -- he was a saucy boy.

    never trust forest creatures -- they hang out in shady places.

    someone broke in and stole my spoons last night. i'll never fork-give them.
     
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  2. Cerbera

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    Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself…
    Where the fuck is my roof?
     
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    A german one that came out of my head a couple of hours ago... it is so bad that I'm right in the margin between posting it and not doing so.

    *Person A schmerzen aus irgendeinem Grund 9 Zehen*
    A: Oh, meine neun Zehen.
    B: Was? Deine Neunzehn?
    A: Nein, meine neun... Zehen...
    B: Was jetzt? Neun oder zehn?
    A: Neun Zehen.
    B: Aaah, deine neuen Zehen :)
    A: Meine neun Zehn verdammt!

    Sorry :D

    In the german language, the words "Zehen" <-> "Zehn" and "Neuen" <-> "Neun" sound similar, sometimes undistinguishable in some accents but still having different meanings. So this is just a joke regarding misunderstandings.
     
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  4. rygD

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    It should just be "deer" as the word has no I in it.

    That is how you call them, not what you call em.
     
  5. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    Woosh!
     
  6. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    No woosh, just had to improve the boring jokes.
     
  7. Cerbera

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    They're meant to be boring so as to be on topic so keep your mitts off. :p
     
  8. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    No!

    I prefer they make me groan because they are so bad. And since when have we started on topic? Did you see my new case poll?
     
  9. Cerbera

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    August 27th 1906.

    Fraid not I had better things to pretend to do.
     
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  10. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Stayed. Stayed on topic.

    Stupid "autocorrect".
     
  11. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    Sort of a break. spoken Jokes. Oldies but goldies:
     
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  12. Cerbera

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  13. ible

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    a colleague at work sees colors when he sneezes. i think he's got synesneezia.
     
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  14. Cerbera

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    I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
     
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  15. ible

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    after a fencing battle between sword fish, at least one is a sore fish.
     
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  16. Cerbera

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    Do you know how to make a hotdog stand?
    You take his seat away.

    How did Moses cut the sea in half?
    With a seasaw.

    I can’t stand it when people repeat themselves pointlessly. I just can’t stand it!
     
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  17. ible

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    some flying fish make fun of normal fish. seems like they're soar winners.
     
  18. ible

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    why did the wheel stop rolling?

    ...

    it was tire'd.

    did you know camping is not for everybody? yeah, it's really in-tents.
     
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  19. Cerbera

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    This morning my alarm went off. I thought its sell by date was tomorrow.
     
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    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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