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why did Shakespeare hate the pasta chef's son? -- he was a saucy boy.

never trust forest creatures -- they hang out in shady places.

someone broke in and stole my spoons last night. i'll never fork-give them.
 
A german one that came out of my head a couple of hours ago... it is so bad that I'm right in the margin between posting it and not doing so.

*Person A schmerzen aus irgendeinem Grund 9 Zehen*
A: Oh, meine neun Zehen.
B: Was? Deine Neunzehn?
A: Nein, meine neun... Zehen...
B: Was jetzt? Neun oder zehn?
A: Neun Zehen.
B: Aaah, deine neuen Zehen :)
A: Meine neun Zehn verdammt!

Sorry :D

In the german language, the words "Zehen" <-> "Zehn" and "Neuen" <-> "Neun" sound similar, sometimes undistinguishable in some accents but still having different meanings. So this is just a joke regarding misunderstandings.
 
No!

I prefer they make me groan because they are so bad. And since when have we started on topic? Did you see my new case poll?
 
Sort of a break. spoken Jokes. Oldies but goldies:
 
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Do you know how to make a hotdog stand?
You take his seat away.

How did Moses cut the sea in half?
With a seasaw.

I can’t stand it when people repeat themselves pointlessly. I just can’t stand it!
 
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