Discussion in 'Offtopic Discussions' started by Løra (Lolla), Oct 18, 2013.
You can make a waterbed more bouncy by using spring water.
How many Evil Dragons does it take to replace a lightbulb?
One, but it takes several years because he has to get it designed and constructed from scratch by a team of volunteers. ;-)
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she's a keeper.
How do you organize a space party?
Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
what did Jesus say about heaven's API?
ascii and ye shall receivey.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Damn, this is straight out fire.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
i don't like swiss cheese. it's got that holier-than-thou attitude.
did you hear about the chef who was fired? he made too many mis-steaks.
The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
Why was the leopard using tiger camo?
Because paper disproves Spock.
It wasn't, that's why it was spotted. Or did you mean Tiger Chemo?
Fun language time: In Dutch, leopard is luipaard, which consists of 2 words: lui and paard... which means lazy horse.
Sorry, I prefer Google.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
What do you call a deer the no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker.
Separate names with a comma.