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  1. Cerbera

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    You can make a waterbed more bouncy by using spring water.
     
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  2. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    How many Evil Dragons does it take to replace a lightbulb?
     
  3. Cerbera

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  4. Neelix

    Neelix Insecticidal Maniac

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    One, but it takes several years because he has to get it designed and constructed from scratch by a team of volunteers. ;-)

    - Neelix
     
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  5. Cerbera

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    My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she's a keeper.
     
  6. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    How do you organize a space party?

    You planet.
     
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  7. Cerbera

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    Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
     
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  8. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    what did Jesus say about heaven's API?

    ascii and ye shall receivey.
     
  9. Cerbera

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    A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

    Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
     
  10. Cerbera

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    I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
     
  11. haanuman

    haanuman Still Fresh

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    Damn, this is straight out fire.
     
  12. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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  13. Cerbera

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    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
     
  14. ible

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    i don't like swiss cheese. it's got that holier-than-thou attitude.

    did you hear about the chef who was fired? he made too many mis-steaks.
     
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  15. Cerbera

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    The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
     
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  16. rygD

    rygD Nihilistic Mystic

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    Why was the leopard using tiger camo?
     
  17. Cerbera

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    Because paper disproves Spock.
     
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  18. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    It wasn't, that's why it was spotted. Or did you mean Tiger Chemo?

    Fun language time: In Dutch, leopard is luipaard, which consists of 2 words: lui and paard... which means lazy horse.


    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Sorry, I prefer Google.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    Noideer!

    What do sprinters eat before a race?
    Nothing, they fast.

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    To get to the bottom!
     
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  19. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still no-ideer

    What do you call a deer the no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
    Still no-****ing-ideer.
     
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  20. Cerbera

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    What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker.
    Hop in.
     

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