(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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  1. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
     
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  2. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    You need to take back Ctrl, man.
     
  3. kuru

    kuru Laptop und Trachtenjanker

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    Dude, give him some space
     
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  4. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    hopefully this isn't the End of your career. Home is where the heart is, anyway...
     
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  5. levi

    levi Still fresh, damnit!

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    I think he Escape'd a bad lot, and made sure to Break out afresh.
     
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  6. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    Guys, I'm getting more than a little key-bored of this... (feel like I'm going insane in the membrane)
     
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  7. Binky

    Binky Death's Steed Staff Member

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    Did you lot Enter a pun competition or something?
     
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  8. kuru

    kuru Laptop und Trachtenjanker

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    Reading this PgUp and Dwn, I can see how one might get that feeling.
     
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  9. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    as long as nobody brings in Alt facts, i won't put y'all in a Caps Lock.
     
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  10. kuru

    kuru Laptop und Trachtenjanker

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    Before things get Super weird, let's all have a drink on my Tab.
     
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  11. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    there's a game where you make typos to score points. the best player is on a winning steak.
     
  12. ClockworkCoder

    ClockworkCoder Chaotic Neutral

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    The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
     
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  13. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    Why did the blind man fall down the well?
    He just couldn’t see that well.
     
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  14. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    Yes, this one is a video, and it takes a while but it's a buildup towards the joke and is really important for the plot... Do not worry, you will be warned when the joke arrived.

     
  15. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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  16. TrashyMG

    TrashyMG Sarcasm Dispenser Staff Member

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  17. FBnil

    FBnil Ready to Champion the Pyra to the World...

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    So I met a vampire this weekend...

    Me: You kill people for their blood... how do you sleep at night?
    Vampire: I don't.
    Me: How can you look at yourself in the mirror?
    Vampire: I don't.
     
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  18. Elw3

    Elw3 ƐʍlƎ

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  19. ible

    ible professional vim user

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    do you know who's professionally good at throwing up?

    a juggler.
     
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  20. Cerbera

    Cerbera Ecnes

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    [​IMG]
     
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